每年高考都涌向一批让人哭笑不得的奇葩零分作文。你以为美国学生就不会么?下面是从美国学生的作文里面摘抄出来的句子。
> Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its 2 other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
> Sue Lin Chong, Washington
她的脸是标准的椭圆形,就像一个圆的两侧被瘦腿机轻轻压扁了一样。- Sue Lin Chong(华盛顿)
> Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
> Russell Beland, SpringfIEld
她的眼镜就像两个棕色的圆圈,中间带了一个大黑点。- Russell Beland(斯普林菲尔德)
> He spoke with wisdom that can only come from experIEnce, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high SChools about dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
> Joseph Romm, Washington
他说的话带有过来人的睿智,恰似一个人因为没用带针孔的盒子看日食,结果眼瞎了,然后此人走遍全国,到各所高校宣传没用带针孔的盒子看日食会带来怎样的后果一样。- Joseph Romm(华盛顿)
> Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.
> Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills
鲍勃一脸困惑,就像一个本来打算进入到T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung却误进入到T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung的黑客一样。-Ken Krattenmaker(蓝道佛山市)
> His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
> Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
思绪在他头脑中翻滚,不断合并又分开,像洗衣机里没加防粘剂的内衣。- Chuck Smith(伍德布里奇)
> Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatEVEr.
> Unknown
她的词汇很差,差得就像,像那啥似的。-佚名
> Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
> Chuck Smith,Woodbridge
她的头发在雨中闪烁,就像打喷嚏之后的鼻毛。- Chuck Smith(伍德布里奇)
> He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
> Jack BROSs, Chevy Chase
他很高,恰似一棵六英尺三英寸(约1.9m)的树。- Jack BROSs(塞维蔡斯)
> The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
> Gary F. HEVEl, Silver Spring
冰雹从人行道上溅起来,好像被扔进油锅炸的蛆。- Gary F. HEVEl(银泉)
> Long separated by cruel fate, star-crossed lovers raced acROSs the grassy fIEld toward each other like two freight trains, one having left ClEVEland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
> Jennife
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