每年高考都涌向一批让人哭笑不得的奇葩零分作文。你以为美国学生就不会么？下面是从美国学生的作文里面摘抄出来的句子。

> Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its 2 other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

> Sue Lin Chong, Washington

她的脸是标准的椭圆形，就像一个圆的两侧被瘦腿机轻轻压扁了一样。- Sue Lin Chong(华盛顿)

> Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

> Russell Beland, SpringfIEld

她的眼镜就像两个棕色的圆圈，中间带了一个大黑点。- Russell Beland（斯普林菲尔德）

> He spoke with wisdom that can only come from experIEnce, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high SChools about dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

> Joseph Romm, Washington

他说的话带有过来人的睿智，恰似一个人因为没用带针孔的盒子看日食，结果眼瞎了，然后此人走遍全国，到各所高校宣传没用带针孔的盒子看日食会带来怎样的后果一样。- Joseph Romm(华盛顿)

> Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.

> Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills

鲍勃一脸困惑，就像一个本来打算进入到T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung却误进入到T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung的黑客一样。-Ken Krattenmaker（蓝道佛山市）

> His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

> Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

思绪在他头脑中翻滚，不断合并又分开，像洗衣机里没加防粘剂的内衣。- Chuck Smith(伍德布里奇)

> Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatEVEr.

> Unknown

她的词汇很差，差得就像，像那啥似的。-佚名

> Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

> Chuck Smith,Woodbridge

她的头发在雨中闪烁，就像打喷嚏之后的鼻毛。- Chuck Smith(伍德布里奇)

> He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

> Jack BROSs, Chevy Chase

他很高，恰似一棵六英尺三英寸（约1.9m）的树。- Jack BROSs(塞维蔡斯)

> The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

> Gary F. HEVEl, Silver Spring

冰雹从人行道上溅起来，好像被扔进油锅炸的蛆。- Gary F. HEVEl(银泉)

> Long separated by cruel fate, star-crossed lovers raced acROSs the grassy fIEld toward each other like two freight trains, one having left ClEVEland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

> Jennife

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